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My sister's boyfriend found a site that he found offencive. not knowing that I'm christian, he sent it to me. However, I happen to be as offended as he was, if only for the opposite reason.

It was a babtist site that is disgustingly closeminded. here's a clip from the "for kidz" section:

"If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them."

.....Ahhhhh! The scary Atheist is gonna get me!!! ::snort:: is it just me, or could you exchange the word Atheist for 'pedophile', 'leper', or even 'rabid dog'? that kind of derogitory attitude is what gives christians the horrible name and bad reputation that we've had to deal with since the birth of the religion!

however, this article, found on the same website, had me crying I was laughing so hard. http://objective.jesussave.us/mallmission.html

Appearantly, I've succomb to Dark Powers, and am promoting a horrificly Anti-christian lifestyle, because I try to get people to buy movies that may or may not have Santa in them. ::dies laughing::

Date: 2004-11-29 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kitana-bradford.livejournal.com
::huddles in corner::
That... was the scariest thing I have EVER seen.
I was amused by the mall mission for recruting teens or whatever the hell. Colorful stickers for me because I apparently dunt reed so gud. XD

Date: 2004-11-29 09:27 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] blackheisei.livejournal.com
::innocent look:: what? you don't think that Cinnabon's name is a clear sign of evil?

::shrug:: they never seem to realize that the Teenaged Secular Consumer (aka Mall-rat) is simply not interested in reading their dwarpy tract. oh *no*! it's simply the fact that these poor Publicly Educated souls can't read!

I don't know why it amused me so, but it got Sei laughing too. She said she was going to hell for selling satanic pretzels at Auntie Anne's.

Date: 2004-11-29 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kitana-bradford.livejournal.com
Oh I KNOW! And all three of us worked at the Rave....
We're all doomed. ::snerk::

Date: 2004-11-29 09:57 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] blackheisei.livejournal.com
yup, DOOM! DOOM! DOOM! (sorry, too much invader zim)

Date: 2004-11-29 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kitana-bradford.livejournal.com
::cackle::
Whyyy is his head so big?

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