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blackheisei ([personal profile] blackheisei) wrote2018-12-10 10:49 pm

A language all his own

My cat, Seren, has developed a sophisticated system of property damage to communicate in lieu of meowing.

(He is able to meow, and does it frequently with my moirail when I am out of the house, but for some reason, has decided that actions speak louder than words, when it comes to me. If I am in the house, he only "mirps" while jumping onto things. Moirail had to film him meowing, as I didn't believe her.)

The fact that I understand these actions, probably doesn't help convince him otherwise.

1) sitting on the bathroom sink = "My water bowl is empty"

2) banging on the door of the bedroom= "let me out"

3) scratching on the carpet in the middle of the room= "You better fukkin clean my litter box NOW or I will revenge poop right here"

4) banging on the mirror= "My food bowl is empty"

5)lurking at the head of the bed, breathing heavily in my ear as I sleep= "I want under the covers with you"